Heartbreak Land

Welcome to Heartbreak Land where broken hearts come to mend. Did you know that Valentine’s Day started when Emperor Claudius II of Rome executed two men, both named Valentine, on February 14th of different years in the 3rd century A.D.? So much for romance. 

In the true spirit of Emperor Claudius II, Madame Rouge has painstakingly created a one of a kind interactive experience, all in the name of saying ‘fuck you’ to this day that celebrates consumerism in the name of love. Don’t worry, no one will be executed. 

Whether you’re going through a break up, forever alone, or even happily in love, we got something for everyone. As you enter the venue, you will quickly learn that this is no ordinary party. We will transform this space into 6 different experiences, each one carefully crafted to guide you through a healing journey to mend your broken heart.

If that’s not enough, there will be a male strip show, Magic Mike style, at the end of the evening. Who needs a date on Valentine’s Day when you can come and transcend with us instead?

To release all your anger, sadness, and frustrations…

Someone’s Chopping Onions!

Sometimes all you need is a good, hard cry. Can’t get the waterworks going? We got you. Depressing music, tough love, even some chopped onions in a dimly lit room all by yourself...just let the tears flow.

The Dungeon

Maybe you just need a willing victim to take all the physical and verbal abuse you can give. Here, we’ve found someone for you to scream, insult, abuse and humiliate all you want. Or perhaps you’re the one who needs to be punished. Whether you’re more of a dom or a sub, we’ve got something for everyone. Be your worst self. What happens in this room, stays in this room. Guiltfree, no judgement. 

Smash Your Heart Out

There’s nothing more therapeutic than getting wasted, (signing a waiver), picking up a weapon of your choice, and destroying some shit. Come and experience the best rage room in town. We have a plethora of items big and small for your smashing pleasure. Or you can bring something near and dear to your ex’s black heart and pay a small smashing fee to simply use the facilities. We can even print out a photo of their narcissistic face to complete that sweet revenge fantasy.

To be comforted, guided, and healed…

Not Even Remotely Qualified Therapy

Everyone could use some therapy, but a good therapist costs a fortune. Our solution? Why not try talking to our much cheaper, less (not) qualified, most likely drunk therapist instead? Madame Rouge herself will sit and listen to you rant, give you sage advice, and offer some words of wisdom from her years of experience in this game we call love.

Cuddle Puddle

Who doesn’t love the gentle caress of an attractive stranger? Do you crave affection? Do you want to lay on the lap of a gorgeous man or woman who will pet you and stroke your back while whispering sweet nothings to you? Once you crawl inside this comfy cuddle nook, you will be welcomed by Madame Rouge’s sexy dancers (male and female). You’ll feel so loved, you may never want to leave.

Let The Spirits Guide You

Perhaps your broken heart has caused you to lose faith in mere mortals and would prefer to listen to the divine knowledge from another realm. Our spiritual medium can interpret your cards and offer you guidance on your journey to finding love, but even more importantly, self love.

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